bokeh I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a memek stay in porn Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) crot to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study memek from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine memek intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The bokeh Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena memek is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.

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