I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that porn I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new memek study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it memek all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t bokeh measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner memek and crot is not memek fearing memek for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh porn moan than bokep shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokeh hotel.

In my days editing The bokep bokep Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors porn regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and memek that bokep women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in crot order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek crot ladies?

The only other reason bokeh to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their porn TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s crot what you should be doing.’

crot Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were porn noisy during bokeh sex – based memek on observation of our nearest bokeh primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they crot were fertile porn and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I bokep can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men memek should take heed: crot the best sex may just be crot crot the quietest.