I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I bokep wondered if I should offer to perform porn an exorcism.

When I memek mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she porn rolled her bokep eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

memek Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek bokep it all makes scientific memek sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all porn men dread – the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and bokep sex as genuine crot intimacy. And memek when bokep a porn woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts bokeh her partner and crot is not fearing for bokep crot porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review bokep magazine, bokep crot female contributors regularly confessed to porn faking orgasms. It was generally on porn bokeh an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokeh so they memek bokeh could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their bokep energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two bokep researchers from the University of bokeh Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to memek speak.

A bokeh new study confirms the louder the cry memek of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you bokeh get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason memek to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education memek comes memek from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As memek a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as bokep I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should bokeh be doing.’

Well, crot only crot if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha memek concluded the most likely reason women bokeh were noisy during sex – based on observation of porn our nearest primate bokeh cousins – was to alert nearby males memek that they were fertile and bokep keen to porn copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek bokeh then porn bokeh men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.