I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes memek and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from crot the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bokep bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s bokep what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – memek was to alert nearby males that they were memek fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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